30 August 2011

August's Links to Love

August was a good internet month, eh?

Artsy:


A rolling table made of pallets.

Milk art.

Draw your own headboard.

A card for any occasion.

Day/night photos of New York
.

Split photos of relatives
.

Dribbble, a site for sharing creative web design.

Loveliest small dining room.

Have I already linked to this animated contemporary dancing video? Thought of You.

Just do it dancers:



If I were a shoe crazy, I might use my shoes as home decor. (But I'm not.)

Philadelphia graffiti artists turned mural artists.

Move, Learn, and Eat videos:

MOVE from Rick Mereki on Vimeo.



LEARN from Rick Mereki on Vimeo.



EAT from Rick Mereki on Vimeo.



Exposing the brick wall made all the difference--I would looove to live here.

Can biking be an art? Maybe:




Mormon:


Daughters of Mormonism podcast.


Literary:


Save Edgar Allan Poe's Baltimore house!

Sartalics to indicate sarcasm?

More Dr. Seuss books to be published!

Harry Potter trivia.

Harry Potter-related book ideas.

Backyard Scrabble.

Idiot-proof CAPTCHAs
.


Yes, I Love Technology:


Search for hotels by date on a map (Google Hotel Finder)! Why didn't anyone think of this earlier?

Google Please Hire Me.


Random:


Need to improve your body image? Have a baby.

Put a bird on it:



Heartbreaking video about rape in the Republic of Congo:




Musical squares.

"Lolita" by Throw Me the Statue:



"Lincoln's Great Depression."

3D Printing (thanks to The Graphic Bee):




A politician who takes a tank to demolish problems:



Darling clothing line. (But, as usual, out of my budget.)

Human pinball:



Get a professional hassler to motivate you.

Transfer accelerator, a.k.a. "slide" in a subway station:



Rethink the food label.

Ziploc ice cream.

I first heard this song during a fitness class and thought the use of "Sound of Music" lyrics was brilliant:




I kind of like this clear glass tub.

Planet made of diamonds.

Sayde Price's "Dirt":




Peter Bradley Adams' "The Longer I Run":




Where children sleep.

Crappy laws of parenting
.

The Kid Should See This
collects fabulous videos, like these two:





29 August 2011

Big Sur

Have you ever had your eyes soak in beauty everywhere you looked? That is Big Sur. We hiked at three different locations and enjoyed every moment.

Big Sur Redwood

Big Sur


I really wished I could go down to this beach:

Big Sur


When we got to this curve at the top of the hill, we, and every single other driver on the 1 spontaneously pulled over to breathe in this:

Big Sur


I was completely fascinated by this big rock out in the ocean that had a bunch of buildings on top and a road winding all the way around. Apparently it's some navy base or something:

Big Sur

Thanks to my friend Adeline for the photographs.

26 August 2011

Trophies

In case I ever have any desire to prove that I had these trophies, here it is:

Trophies

(For practicing the piano, winning the district spelling bee, and learning a concerto.)

22 August 2011

Look-alikes?

According to some cute girls in the neighborhood, I look exactly like this girl in a movie they love:











I can actually see my sister Amy in her, but it seems easiest to get a view of that by watching the video (yes, it's cheesy). Her part starts at about 20 seconds:




What do you think?

16 August 2011

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

(I remember my teacher wanting me to change "tinny" to "tiny" in the above poem. I felt mad, because I knew the difference, and I didn't want "tiny." I really meant "tinny.")

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

4th Grade Poetry Book

15 August 2011

Jahresbericht

So I realized I never published this post about the University of Leipzig's yearly report, the Jahresbericht. (Pretty sure I originally wrote this post in May of 2008, ha ha!)

The University of Leipzig's "Annual Report" asked me some questions about being here and sent a photographer to get some shots of me. Yeah, they're a little cheesy, but enjoy.

The orange building is the building where my department is (it's a shame you can't see the rest of the building, it's got really cool modern architecture), and the gray building is the amazing library right across the street. Leipzig (and my location therein) is perfect in so many ways. (Lena, do you remember this shirt? You gave it to me forever ago. Thanks!)

The photographer asked if I could see the light he'd set up, and I thought he meant I should look at it, when really he just wanted to know if it was working. I never know what to do with my hands.











This picture is really good at highlighting my crooked nose. Wow, I felt like a dork with my hands like that. And why did I leave that elastic on my wrist and stuff in my pockets? Oh well, that's how I always am, so I guess the pictures are realistic.













That book just happens to be one I had in my backpack for my immigration class. Coming to America. Should be Coming to Germany.



























11 August 2011

Why I Currently Never Want to Go to Target Again Even Though I Love the Place

I've had bad luck with Allegra-D. When my mom said it had helped alleviate her allergies, I asked my doctor for a prescription and was shocked to pay over $100 for a month's supply. When I found out less than a week later that Allegra-D is now available without a prescription (and thus cheaper), I was, to say the least, annoyed that my doctor hadn't known that.

Unfortunately, Allegra-D is still restricted, meaning your license has to be scanned and you are only allowed to get 20 pills every 10 days. Since 20 12-hour pills take ten days to run out, there are never extras--you have to go to the pharmacy on the tenth day if you want the small amount of relief that Allegra-D can give (I have yet to find an allergy pill that really helps). A box of 20 costs $23.66, meaning each pill costs more than a dollar.

To try and stretch my dollar a bit, I only take a pill once per day. In other words, I use the 12-hour pill to get me through 24 hours. And it doesn't get me through. I wake up during the middle of the night, unable to breathe, with eyes so itchy that I'd rather have black circles under my eyes for the rest of my life than not scratch.

Taking all this into consideration, imagine my consternation . . .

I took the kids to Target, bought some Allegra-D at the pharmacy, assigned James to carry the Allegra-D and Sadie to carry the goggles, looked at a few other items, and then went to the register to purchase swimming goggles for Sadie. As we started to walk away after receiving our receipt, the lady in line behind us said, "Don't forget your bag," and held out the small paper Target pharmacy bag. "James," I said, pushing him forward, "You forgot the bag." He grabbed the bag and we returned home. A couple of hours later, I decided to put the Allegra-D away in the medicine cabinet, and grabbed it from off of the dryer by the back door.

To my shock, the bag was empty.

I looked in the garage we had walked through and all over in the car, to no avail. All I could think was that the box must have fallen out some time before the lady handed the bag to James. Why, oh why hadn't I looked in the bag? Why hadn't I held it myself in the first place even though my hands were full with other things that I didn't end up purchasing?

I called Target and explained, only to be told that I'd have to come in and have the security guard look at the security videos. I figured I'd go there on the way to institute, but I ended up being at Target for an hour and 20 minutes!

Luis, the Guest Services guy, looked through the lost and found bins, though I told him that the medicine didn't have my name on it and would have just been brought back to the pharmacy. "Can you ask the guy who rang up the goggles?" I asked, producing the receipt and describing what he looked like. "Maybe he saw the box or if the bag was empty." "Sorry," Luis answered, "there's no way to know who that cashier was, even with this receipt." He was really nice and obviously wanted to help, but he didn't seem to have any power, so he took me to Crystal, a supervisor. She asked for a description of the cashier and said she could ask him. Then she told Luis to talk to Victor at Security. Victor came back and said he saw the lady hand the bag to James, never saw anything fall out, and couldn't tell if the bag was empty or not. He then took me to a supervisor named Amado to ask about what to do next. Amado never once looked at me while Luis and I explained what had happened, and then he said that he didn't want to make a decision when Crystal might make a different one, so he sent us back to Crystal. Crystal told Luis to go ask the pharmacy if they'd had anything turned in. The lady there said no, but I was concerned that maybe someone else had accepted the medicine and not told anyone. We went back to Crystal, who decided she wanted to go ask the pharmacist herself. As Luis and I waited, a lady waiting in line heard what was going on and when Crystal came back, she said, "They should just suck it up and give you a refund or something. It could be anywhere in the store." I asked if I could get a store credit so I could buy some more. Crystal said, "We have no proof that you dropped it anywhere," but she encouraged me to talk to the pharmacist about getting some more. "It's not allowed," I said, "because it's a restricted item." "I'll talk to her about that," she said. When she came back she announced, "The pharmacist isn't sure how much you can get, so you can go ahead and try. And ask her about getting a credit." Then off she went. Luis apologized for not being able to help more and left as well. I stood in line for several minutes before anyone could get me another box of Allegra-D and try ringing it up with my license, which failed as I'd suspected, because I'd just bought a box the same day. When I talked to the pharmacist about the credit, she said, "You mean an advance?" "Well, more like a gift card." Though the pharmacy had just closed, she went into a back room to call up Crystal. When she came back, she said, "We have no control over the law for this medicine, so we can't give you an advance."

"Oh! No, I didn't want you to just give me more medicine. I'd never ask you to break the law. I just meant credit so that I won't have to pay again when I'm allowed to get more in ten days." So she went to call Crystal again, who came to talk to me. "We don't have any proof," she said, "because the security guard couldn't see anything fall out of the bag." "How high-tech are your cameras?" I asked. "Is there any way he could follow us before we got to the register?" We were then interrupted by another customer and I ended up waiting alone for several minutes. As I waited, I heard her voice coming from every employee's walkie talkie in the whole store as she instructed the security guard to search the video. Finally, she came back and told me to go wait at Guest Services. I stood there, waiting and waiting, while my ingrown toenail throbbed and my stomach reminded me that I had missed dinner. As I waited, I thought about how if the employees would just believe me, I'd be a dedicated and loyal customer forever. I thought of how if I were to get some kind of credit or something and then found the box in the parking lot or who knows where, I'd return the credit without a moment's hesitation. A lot of time passed. I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten. Amado walked by, never acknowledging me, and I wondered if I should ask him if he could find out if Victor was done scanning the videos. Finally, I saw Victor come out and waved to him so he could find me more easily.

He said, "I saw you guys leave the pharmacy and I saw you at the watches, but our cameras aren't high-def enough in the other sections you went to for me to see anything." I thanked him for looking and asked if I could still somehow get a store credit. "I'll ask Crystal for you," he offered, and he grabbed his walkie talkie. "Tell her please and that I'll be the most loyal customer ever!" He gave a weak smile and walked off to confer with her for ten minutes on the other side of the store. "Any good news?" I asked as he re-approached. "Unfortunately, no," he answered. "She says that since we don't have any proof we can't do anything for you," he apologized. I in turn apologized to him for having to be the conveyor of bad news. Shouldn't a supervisor do that rather than a security guard?

An hour and twenty minutes of being passed around and having to suggest the next steps of action to employees so that I could be disappointed, out almost twenty-four bucks, and aware that though the last couple of weeks had been full of hardcore hayfever, the next ten days were going to be even worse. I admit it, I cried a little as I left the store.

I walked out to the parking lot and checked every inch of the way to the parking spot we'd been at earlier that day. Nothing. I checked the car and garage again when I arrived home. Nothing. My one consolation was that maybe the box would turn up while the store was being cleaned at night, but then I realized that with the way things are communicated there, even if the Allegra-D were to show up later, no one would say anything and it wouldn't ever get back to me anyway because no one had wanted my contact information.

So there's my long, drawn-out vent. I still love Target's selection, good prices, bright/cool/filtered-air stores, and clean designs, but I'm currently harboring bitter feelings. Even though I know I'm to blame for giving a five-year-old the responsibility to carry a bag, I feel cheated out of the benefit of the doubt that it seems like Target would want to give to its customers. That is more disappointing to me even than knowing that I will be wanting to cut my eyes, nose, and sinuses out in the next few days even more than I do now. Oh, Target. I'm sure I'll go back, but maybe just not to that one. And I'll cross my fingers that I'll never have to deal with customer service again.

10 August 2011

The Horrible Glauser Birthday Tradition



This is what'll be going down for my brother Mike today. I hope he enjoys it. (And if you want to wish him a happy birthday, check out his Lucha shoe company, similar to Tom's.)

04 August 2011

Clay Castles

I took pottery classes from a good family friend who had a kiln when I was younger. It was in these classes that I built a castle. That castle sat in my room for years and there were little things about it that bugged me--like the one turret that had to be added within a matter of minutes, and the blob of clay that randomly ended up in the corner of my castle during the firing process.

About seven years later, when I took the high school pottery class, I decided to build another castle and see if I could make it more to my liking.

Compare:

Kid Pottery

High School Pottery

I think I improved upon my methods, don't you?

01 August 2011

Exercise Tip

One way to make your exercise regimen more enjoyable:

Kids Doing Tae Bo

Let kids join you.