Recent Laughs

What did one snowman say to the other?
"I smell carrots, too."

What did the buffalo dad say to his son when he left for school?
"Bison."

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Alex."
"Alex who?"
"Alexplain when you let me in."

A movie cost a dollar. Out of the duck, the turtle, and the skunk, which one didn't get in?
The duck had a bill, the turtle had a green back, and the skunk just had scents, so he didn't get in.

For another laugh, google "ugliest dog contest."