Cute Comcast

I made a call to Comcast to cancel our internet, and was told the wait was longer than 15 minutes, so I signed up for a callback. One minute later, I received my callback and was asked to wait by a recorded voice.

After a few minutes:

Service rep: "Why do you want to cancel your account?"
Me: "I'm moving to China."
Service rep: "Would you like to extend your service to your new location?"
Me: "Do you have service in China?"
Service rep: "No."
Me: "Theeeeen nope."