Phone Losing Process

Phone losing process:

• get frazzled from crazy work problems
• arrive late to a meeting and think you left your phone on your desk
• run around putting out fires
• get back to your desk and realize the phone is not there
• look everywhere you've been
• have a coworker call it
• email coworkers with a link to an iPhone case that your beat-up version once resembled
• ask at the front desk
• go home later than usual and sad
• narrow the loss down to between 3 and 3:30 PM, when you made a bathroom visit
• text your own phone repeatedly
• let your husband disable your account
• have trouble sleeping because you're worried about not having your alarm
• constantly go to pull out your phone for something and realize it's not there
• ask again on your way in to work and write down your info, and give the security guard a weird look when he asks you to put down your number . . . you put down your email address
• use voice.google.com to text your husband and get messages (hallelujah for Google Voice!)
• put a "lost iPhone" sign with your husband's phone number on the bathroom door
• corner the janitor and find out that he'd seen it but wasn't sure what to do, so he took a photo of it with his phone . . . not useful
• shake your head in disbelief and sadness the rest of the day

(Did you notice that? Once again, in this world of darkness, Google is the light. Still <3 br="" google="">