Alphabet

Today I was thinking, why didn't someone regulate all the letters of the alphabet? Many of you know that I love things that stick to rules, such as entire books without a single misplaced apostrophe. I think the names of each consonant should end with the "ee" sound, the way a lot of them do already. Vowels don't count, because it's their ending that makes them unique. It would be so much easier. Of course, a few of the letters run into difficulties with this system, such as with "C" and "S." So, here's Michelle's version of the alphabet (phonetically, watch for the diphthongs):

EH, BEE, CHEE, DEE, EE, FEE, GEE, HEE, AI, JEE, KEE, LEE, MEE, NEE, O, PEE, QUEE, REE, SEE, TEE, YU, VEE, WEE, XEE, YEE, ZEE.