I am the first to admit that I am a chapstick addict, but not just to any chapstick. I am firmly attached to my belief that the best and only Michelle-approved kind of chapstick is the Natural Ice with the red cap (previously known as Cherry Ice, which has a better flow, I agree).
Unfortunately, I have come across several hundred (okay, maybe just 20 or so) unused chapsticks. As a cheapskate and an anti-waster, I can't bear to just throw them away. I have put my Natural Ice on sabbatical in order to use up these smelly waxes that just don't do the job the same way. Currently, I am toting a vanilla-scented type that hasn't been too bad, except for the smell and the number of times I have to put it on to convince my lips they're going to survive.
Here's to the makers of Natural Ice: may they live long and prosper and get Natural Ice to all stores in all parts of the world.
Here's to Santa: thanks for all the previous years and please keep up the habit of putting a few Natural Ices with the red caps into my stockings to last me through the year.
23 May 2007
My Chapstick Endeavor
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Clearly Santa likes you better than the rest of us. Did you notice how the year when there were only 2 Natural Ices to be found in the whole Wasatch Front, your stocking had both of them, and we all got cheap imitations?
ReplyDeleteHey, they weren't cheap!
ReplyDeleteThe original is still a major pain in the wazoo to find! I think we need to send the posts on this topic to the Natural Ice people themselves (and make a plug for going back to Cherry before the Ice)!
As for Santa - he likes you all - he just knew who was the biggest "Ice" addict! Hey, maybe that's why Michelle is having more trouble than usual sleeping - withdrawal! Bring on the real stuff!
Love and kisses!