I forgot to mention another reason why showering is lame: it's COLD. No matter how warm the water is, there is always a point when I am covered in goosebumps. (Great for shaving.)
In heaven, I hope that the bathrooms are kept at a constant 80 degrees Fahrenheit. That might just be enough motivation for me to live a good life.
But at least I can say, ten days in, that I've kept up with my goal, and it feels kind of nice to be completely ready each day.