23 February 2011

Why to Be Nice to Women

Whatever you give a woman, she's going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, you'll receive a ton of shi*.
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5 comments:

  1. haha, such a good quote. I might have to borrow this and put it on my fb or blog. :)

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  2. I'd like to be the woman who multiplies money. Give me $10 and make it $100!

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  3. haha, Tanya's comment cracks me up :D ME TOO! I remember my lecturer saying that when migrant women remit $ back, they remit to other women because of the perception that women spend the $ better. Maybe there is some truth to this.

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