28 February 2009

Googly Googology

I hope Google's surviving the economic goober going on. (Never give up! Never surrender!) It (Google)'s been doing weird things lately. For example, Google Reader's been driving me crazy for the last several months because it won't actualize all the unread posts so I have to scroll down and find each one, Gmail was down for a few hours this week, and today I got this:




(Message received -128091 minutes ago.) Receiving future emails? Kind of awesome. I just checked that email again, and the time is now at -127997.

And the company's been popping in and out of my dreams lately. (In case you were wondering and if my dream happens to be correct, I was able to get more work done when I moved my desk away from its place across from Sergey.)

I still love Google.

25 February 2009

Birthday Prep and Stuttgart Report

So, as we know from last year's cultural comparison blog entry, in Germany, it's bad luck to wish someone a happy birthday before their birthday. However, I've been wishing myself a happy birthday all day by doing things to make my birthday more enjoyable (also known as "free to study as long as I want to")--things like laundry, packing for Frankfurt (the whole Mormon population of Germany is fleeing there to hear President Oaks speak and even the temple inn is full!), de-stinking the kitchen, scrubbing my muddy shoes, cleaning out-of-town roommates' dishes, bringing the non-alcoholic glass to the neighborhood recycle bin (I don't do the alcoholic ones), getting cherries for my birthday twin's pie (we're celebrating in Frankfurt before the fireside), impulse buying 6 Berliners at Aldi, eating all six very low-quality donuts, and the like.

I haven't yet reported on Stuttgart. We (Aaron, Kenneth, Bryan, and I) left on Friday afternoon in Aaron's dad's tiny, oooold car, arriving in Stuttgart about 5 hours and one question interpreted as a proposal later. I then proceeded to eat all the dessert I couldn't handle. Over the next several hours, I said goodbye to the dessert and hello to blisters, but the dancing was so awesome and continuous that I didn't care. I was glad to dance with some new guys, sad to see one guy kiss a girl (though she's totally cute and deserves him), and maybe overexcited to talk about missionary work.

We (that is Aaron, a guy who talked so much about American politics that I asked him to please stop, and I) got to sleep in an apartment of a young member couple who are moving. It was so hot, I sweated the whole night and considered turning off the heater. During breakfast, Mr. American Politics talked about how he couldn't sleep because he was freezing the whole night.

Aaron's car wouldn't start for at least 20 minutes. On the way into the city after dropping off Mr. American Politics, Aaron and I hung out at the five-level former wardhouse-turned-institute building. There are at least two and a half levels to that thing that aren't really needed anymore. Then we saw a Japanese garden, walked into the city, and were convinced by those we randomly saw there to go to the Porsche museum.























I happily stayed in the car to read and take a nap and was actually disappointed when they came back after only an hour. Our next adventure included exploring Aldi for something to drink and heading to volleyball--the only actually planned activity for the day, but which was then rejected by Kenneth and Bryan. Aaron and I played anyway, and although I was a bit scared that playing would be bad for my knee (which is still sore when I put pressure on the ever-red spot), I was able to avoid any hard lands and even had one good over-the-net hit. But then my back started hurting so bad I couldn't really sit down, stand up, or move. (Amy . . . remember our conversation about tracking my life by health issues?) We left an hour early to appease the other two, who we dropped off at the wardhouse to meet up with the girl whose house they'd arranged for themselves to sleep at. Then we hit the town! Okay, we bought a döner and walked along the main street, where I got this picture:













Isn't it cool that people were walking in front of me while this picture was being exposed, but they didn't show up? Then we got to stay at another member's apartment, where we watched Bedtime Stories. It was a horrible, horrible movie (I'm not an Adam Sandler fan except in very specific cases) I can tell you, even though I was basically in and out of sleep the whole time.

The next morning, we missed sacrament meeting because the car wouldn't start at all and we had to call ADAC to come help. I got to watch as the guy sprayed stuff on the engine which then started on fire, and which he promptly blew out. Awesome.

And that was Stuttgart. After dropping off the two guys at their houses, I made a real Sunday dinner . . . and within thirty minutes! We had corn, potatoes, gravy, chicken, and corn bread (which everyone here considers cake, so I said it was dessert instead of a repeat of the corn).

I loved seeing good friends for the weekend. I'll report later on the latest trip to Frankfurt . . .

23 February 2009

Observed on Another Run

Remember how I saw that note stuck in some dog poo? I found some very fresh notes but was only able to get pictures of them a few days later, after they had been smashed. This round had new messages!

"Leipzig doesn't want this poo."

"Leipzig is not your dog's toilet."

"Dog shiz* is shiz*!" (Seen below.)













So hilarious! I would love to see what this mystery clean-up-your-dog's-poop person looks like. Does he push his diapered puppy in one of those awesome German strollers as he distributes his original signs wearing rubber gloves? Or does she sneak out of her hermit-like hovel in the early hours when no one is around, with her cat in her purse?

I definitely agree with this person--not just about people needing to clean up the dog poo, but they also need to stop throwing their garbage on the ground and disagreeing with friendly American expats who pick it up because "there are people who are paid to do that" and she's "taking their work away."

*Shiz is the word I would use, but not the exact translation here, obviously. This word doesn't seem to be as harsh in German, though it still bugs me--except for the old, unshaved man last week who saw the train go further forward than he thought it would and said the choice word under his breath as he started hobbling towards it. Something about old people swearing cracks me up.

21 February 2009

Inauguration Fun

This picture of President Obama's inauguration is amazingly detailed! Every individual is fascinating. Look at these:

This guy seems to have more than a double chin . . .










No more rose-colored glasses. Blue is the rage.










Well he sure seems to be mad about something. And the lady behind him is bored into sleep.










This guy was also feeling tired.










Something about her makes me think of the unabomber pictures.









This girl either moved too fast or she just happened to be sprouting a second head at the moment the picture was taken.









On the other hand, this lady seems to only have half a head.








Just think. They can show those pictures to future generations and talk about the day they had blue glasses, or the day they only had half a head . . .

19 February 2009

Heatless Links

One year ago today, I ensured that my heat was turned off before I took off at 3 in the morning to get to the airport on my way to New York with Jessie. While in the U.S., I got an email about how much money we had to pay for our heating, though we already had a monthly payment.

I haven't turned the heat on since. To celebrate a heatless year, here's a whole boatload of fun stuff. Enjoy!

From Tanya:













Try to be like Jackson Pollock.

Most beautiful words in the English language
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Napping guide.

I love this music video (and the music):





Tanya also sent me this link because Leipzig made it to picture 4 in the week in pictures!

What a cool idea to film the chaos babies make over the time span of 4 hours:




I loved this post about tulips for a mother.

An account of Mormon silkworm-raising.

Here you can accumulate points when you purchase things online. (May as well.)

Crazy tough guy challenge in England! I can't believe this!

This is one of the best interviews about Mormonism that I've ever seen by a girl in Boston.

Add bacon to any website!?! Amy Lawson, this is for you!

And, finally (!), someone who justifies my dislike for serif fonts!

After living in Germany for how long(?), I am finally suggesting an awesome contemporary German musician: Friedrich Störmer.

Lovely scherenschnitte.

I read that the Salt Lake lady with the long fingernails lost them in a crash. That's too bad.

Some day, I will also be a writer with my dog, a Bernese Mountain Dog. See these guys.


I always liked Roald Dahl. Here's his writing hut. And take the quiz about him.

Here's a well thought-out post about the controversy of modern-day motherhood.

Check out this video of what news anchors do during commercials (way too much time on their hands, two minutes):



18 February 2009

Pink Lightning

Pink Lightning. That was the name of the bike. And it was just as its name implied--with pink handles, a pink and white seat, and pink decor to be found along the frame (including a pink bolt of lightning), that bike was amazing. And to me, it seemed like no bike could go faster, look cooler, or fit me better.

Unfortunately, Pink Lightning belonged to my sister. I wasn't even born yet as she was staring longingly across the street at the neighbor kids who all had bikes and spent their lives outside of preschool on them. And when she finally had saved up the half of the sum (as required by my parents) through neighborhood cookie sales that excluded any making of change to friendly old people with whole dollars instead of just pennies, she already knew how to ride it from her attempts on neighbors' bikes. After making more laps around the driveway-turned-sport court than can be counted, she forged her way to official bike rider status by saying goodbye to the driveway and hello to the sidewalks of the young suburb, joining in with the first bike gang of the neighborhood.

My brother wasn't far behind her. Every moment that Amy wasn't on her bike, he unashamedly took Pink Lightning for a spin, his bare feet pumping the pedals so hard the wind whipped even his buzz. When my sister wanted her bike back, he'd drive straight onto the grass of the front yard and jump off because his legs weren't long enough to reach the ground. Then he'd follow her on his large, white-wheeled scooter.

I, in the meantime, little more than a toddler on my trike, a truck-like red vehicle that I got to be pretty fast on, was limited to the driveway and the sidewalk immediately in front of our comfy starter home. From there I observed my older siblings. They were each others' best friends, which left me to myself, pedaling slowly around under the basketball hoop wearing nothing but a onesie. Sometimes I wouldn't pedal at all, preferring to just sit and think to myself. At other times, I played around with pedaling as fast as I could and then holding my legs out to the side so that the pedals would move by themselves as I did what I imagined was "hurtling" down the slight slope of the sidewalk. I loved my trusty red trike, enough that even several years later when it got backed over by the car I was devastated.

But my younger brother was soon getting big enough for my trike, and Amy was soon looking at bigger bikes, bikes with those mysterious things called "gears" and thin tires that didn't seem to be balance-able. Naturally, she needed money for such a purchase, and I was soon looking to acquire Pink Lightning. If I'd had all the money in the world, it would have been hers. But, being five, I didn't have any money whatsoever. I started gathering pennies from the couch, which started a fight with my brother who saw me in the process and hurriedly took a dime. When Grandma had us pick something from the grab bag, I would always pick the film canisters she had put quarters into. Each day, I practiced my first-ever recital piano piece, "Bike Ride," and each evening, I lined up my quarters and counted them, and thus was sorely disappointed when I realized that a dollar is made up of four quarters and not three. Somehow or another I provided my sister with the $15 or $20 she asked for, and Pink Lightning was all mine!

Now I just had to get to the business of taming the thing. Even after the training wheels came off, I still was quite afraid of riding it but wanted to show it off anyway. When my friend Kristen asked me to come over to play, I walked my bike there, and it lay on her front lawn, forlornly left behind as I ended up admiring everything of hers. I loved her new Easter dress and hat, the scary bogey-man movies her parents let her watch, and the mystery nintendo game she had that is the reason I still check behind all drawn shower curtains. I was so fascinated by all her treasures that my mom came to get me for dinner and was quite mad that I had stayed longer than she had told me I could. I regretfully picked up Pink Lightning and walked up the hill, feeling my mom's anger behind me and knowing I had done wrong, but unable to forget about everything Kristen had. When my mom suddenly came toward me, I thought she was going to spank me and I ran ahead. "I was just going to help you practice riding your bike!" she snapped, and we walked home with tense disappointment between us.

Luckily, that tension didn't last long. My mom would sometimes help me practice in the afternoons, and in the evenings, my dad would pull into the driveway and I'd excitedly pull him out of the car so he could run behind me, holding onto the curved, shiny bar at the back of the banana seat. Eventually Pink Lightning and I were good enough friends that we'd join the rest of the family for a neighborhood bike ride, with Sica in the baby seat attached to my mom's bike and Jeff on my old trike. But I never went on bike rides with friends, at least, not until we moved.

In our new neighborhood, my friend Craig would ride over on his black and red mountain bike, the new epitome of coolness because of that one extra word--"mountain." We'd ride to the favorite old lady of the neighborhood, Pat. She would talk to us, show us the pictures on her fridge, and let us cut her roses. After mourning that she had a dog and we didn't, we adopted Goochie as our unofficial dog to be visited whenever possible, which was simple enough as he ran the border of the local elementary school, barking during all three recesses.

On the hot summer days, we'd pedal around after visiting Pat and Gootchie, longing to experience the nearby but off-limit "dirt hills" where every other kid in our school rode up and down and around in the dust to their heart's delight. Sometimes I'd purposely push my hand against the rubbery pink handle and then show my red pinky to Craig in order to get his sympathy. He'd allow me to ride his bike, his gangly, blond-haired knees coming nearly to the handlebars on Pink Lightning.

One day, my mom told me that Craig was very sick. He had crashed his bike, cut open his wrists with a jar he had been carrying, and had hid the wounds from his mom until they had gotten infected. We didn't go biking together very much in the coming years, though I finally sold Pink Lightning to a younger sibling and bought Mike's neon orange Huffy during junior high school, followed by a purple bike that had an impressive water bottle holder. It was during this time that Pink Lightning disappeared into bike oblivion.

In high school, I got a razor scooter for Christmas, which I pretended to despise as a substitute for a car. In reality, it was cheap and a convenient vehicle because it fit in my locker when folded. I loved flying down the hill towards home as soon as the last class period was over, though the sticker on the bottom claimed it was not for "downhill riding." That scooter, with its translucent red wheels and spongy Ute-red handles, connected me to the bus stop to college and later the train to work. I took it for spins around Lincoln Circle with my younger sisters and sometimes simply rode it alone around our circle when I needed to think, doing bunny hops and spinning the footbar around and stopping it suddenly with my foot. Although I considered taking it with me to Germany, I knew its skinny, small wheels would be no match for the impossibly rough cobblestones.

The bikes in Germany made me laugh. Many of them look like they're for either old ladies or the Wicked Witch of the West, or both, always with a light (because of the law) and sometimes with a basket. Nevertheless, I bought the cheapest bike I could find from another student. I now enjoy the bumpy rides along the cobblestone streets, the comments I get when people see I'm carrying a helmet, the feeling that I'm being responsible when I signal a turn, and the pride of carrying my bike into my apartment building to lock it up with the others. Sure, it's completely rusted, too tall for me, and seems to only have one gear--a difficult one that only becomes more and more so, making me the slowest bike rider on the street, but I like my bike--enough that I'm planning on not buying a train ticket for the next semester in favor of always riding my bike, rain or shine.

So today when a professor suggested an article to me, its title, "The Rise and Fall of the Bicycle" seemed to reflect the history of bikes in my life, minus the repeated "rise." In a way, I've written my own version of that article and may not need to read it. Besides, if it didn't include Pink Lightning, a shiny silver and red scooter, and a rusted old granny bike, it wouldn't be complete.

(This is this month's write-away contest at Scribbit.)

17 February 2009

Off Key, But in Tune

As a reply to the latest post of one of my favorite blogs:

When I first started my job at the Family History Library, it took me a while to get to know all of the other employees in addition to the missionaries. I would mix up Sherri and Bekah and David and Tom for a while, but Randy was immediately "cemented in my brain," as my mom would say. No one said anything to me about Randy, but I knew he was special. He was reliable with his hours, he always gave the patrons direct answers, he knew the document center in and out, and when I told him something funny, he laughed as if it were the funniest thing in the world. Randy loved people whether they loved him or not, and he never got involved in the nasty, girly gossip that whipped around. I liked to talk to Randy on the train home after work, and ask him (or I guess "tease him" is more fitting here) about his girlfriend. He was such a fun person that I was always happy to see him, even when I was completely overwhelmed with work.

Despite Randy's friendliness, I noticed that he sat alone in the front row during our unit meeting. So I grabbed the hymn book sitting on the chair next to him and joined him. To start the meeting, the person conducting announced an opening hymn, so I opened the book. He held one side, I held other, but that's where our harmony ended. His singing was loud, it was mis-timed, and it was severely out of key. My first reaction was to look around and wonder if anyone else noticed. They calmly continued singing, so I figured they must have been used to his tone-deaf ways, and maybe that was even why he was in the front row alone.

But Randy was Randy and I loved him for who he was, bad singing and all. I continued to sit by him week after week, and his singing made my day during many a "I think I'd better quit or die" week. His singing may have been off key, but it was in tune with another kind of music--that of happiness, of life. He didn't care what others thought, he let himself enjoy the music and sang exultantly, which was often more than I could say.

Good old Randy. I wish I could say I learned to let myself enjoy the music and that I always sing exultantly, but if I did, it wouldn't be true. All I can do is hope to continue learning that along the way.

16 February 2009

Geburtstagsstollen

I recently mentioned to a friend in my ward that I love Christmas Stollen and wanted to make some for my birthday. That sure paid off. She said she would provide all the ingredients if I would provide the kitchen, and that she didn't want any for herself. Since Stollen is supposed to be at least a few weeks old when it's eaten, we had our great birthday Stollen-baking night on Thursday.

Stollen has a lot of ingredients, and many of them would be very hard to find or very different in the U.S.













First, we broke up the weirdest form of yeast (150 g) I have ever seen--it was in rubbery blocks. Sabine convinced me to try a little; it was just as weird as I suspected. We added 1/4 liter of warm milk, a generous amount of sugar, and 500 g of flour. After mixing by hand, we then poured flour on top so it could rise for 15 minutes without sticking to the towel. In another bowl (a large mixing bowl), we started with 1000 g of flour in a big mixing bowl and added a teaspoon of salt and 300 grams of sugar. Then came the fat! Everything in the following picture that is not flour is some form of fat. That must be why Stollen is so good. Sabine said that's also why it lasts forever.













So the fat consists of 250 grams of concentrated butter, 250 grams of butter, 125 grams of margarine, and 125 grams of lard cut up into the flour! That's 750 grams of fat!

After kneading in the yeast mixture, we added 200 grams of Zitronat, which is lemon peel that has been somehow crystalized. That's those rubbery sections in fruit cake, I think. Then came 2 teaspoons of bitter almond extract and 300 grams of sweet almonds that vary in size between fine and chunky. We mixed in a couple of teaspoons of lemon extract and 3 packets of vanilla sugar (have I ever seen this in the U.S.?). Sabine kept saying I hadn't eaten enough dough and would pull off cookie-sized amounts for me to eat.

We then washed and soaked 800 grams of raisins in warm water, and kneaded them into the dough, which had a was slimy but not sticky, and very resilient. Leaving the dough to rise for an hour, I asked Sabine if she'd had some dinner.

Here's where it got kind of embarrassing. I didn't really have anything in the fridge, so I offered her EasyMac which I got for Christmas, saying she should try America's typical kid food. I should have made two packets for her. Just one was hardly anything in that bowl. And the fact that my apartment is really cold made her put on her coat. (I actually thought the kitchen was pretty warm.)

Then we formed the dough into four loaves, slightly slitted the tops (in two rows), and left them to rise for 15 minutes.













Sabine and I had an enjoyable time talking about all the great trips she's been on. Then she wanted to see my room, which was thankfully clean. I told her how lucky I was that I had gotten this room and that it had everything I needed. She was also glad that the previous roommate had left everything behind--everything, that is, except for curtains. She said, "Michelle, I have curtains that you can have," but I protested that Elfrieda (her mother-in-law) had already tried that, but I had no way to hang them. "That's not a problem," she said, and she told me to get a ruler so she could measure my window.

We put two Stollen loaves into the oven (on a tray with baking paper, which is all the rage in Germany, I've never seen anyone grease or flour anything) at 150 degrees Celsius and continued talking. She politely watched the home videos I showed her. During one of them, I remarked how skinny I used to be, and she said, "You're still thin, just not like that. Sometimes you don't eat, do you?" Her question took me by surprise. "Actually, I always eat, and I eat a lot," I said, but I could tell she didn't believe me, because she answered with, "You are invited to eat with us at any time. Just tell us when you can come."

When the Stollen loaves were done baking (after about 50-55 minutes), we spread 250 grams of butter on top, sprinkled 6 packets of vanilla sugar after that, and then 200 grams of powdered sugar after that--we were breathing sugar.























She'd even brought paper Weihnachtsstollen bags and plastic bags for me to put them in until they had "matured."













I crossed out "Weihnachts" and wrote "Geburtstags."













Now they are sitting on my shelf in plastic bags (to hold the flavor) until my birthday comes around. I think I'll just eat one then and save the others for special occasions, like the arrival of my very first American visitors--Amy and Paul! Wahoo! I have wanted visitors for so long, I'm super excited, even it will only be for less than two days.

Oh, and P.S. Sabine came to me in church on Sunday (after I gave a talk, played the organ for all three hymns, and provided the musical number) and had me pick a color of curtain from a magazine. She's ordering them! That really humbled me. And I hope that the picture wasn't deceiving and I don't regret saying the one that looks red, though she suggested the orange.

Some people just can't get any nicer.

14 February 2009

Video and Poems for Your Valentine's Day Enjoyment



Earlier this week, I secretly delivered homemade apple turnovers to three friends, with valentines. Hee hee hee! Here are some valentine's poems I wrote that I don't think I'll be giving to anyone:

Diese zwei Blümchen habe ich für dich.
Hast du etwas besonderes für mich?
Na ja,
nen schönen Valentinstag wünsche ich dir trotzdem.

(Translation: "These two flowers I have for you. Do you have something for me? Oh well, I wish you a nice Valentine's Day anyway." It rhymes in German.)

Dieses Jahr kann ich nicht beklagen,
obwohl es schwierig ist zu sagen . . .
Ich dachte, dass mein Herz war zu,
aber es gestohlen hast du!
Du schöner Dieb,
ich hab' dich lieb!

(Translation: "This year I can't complain, even though it's hard to say . . . I thought that my heart was closed, but you stole it! You beautiful thief, I like/love you!" It also rhymes in German, better than the first actually.)

And here are some valentines for you to write my awesome poems in.

13 February 2009

Give Me Something to Kick

I wish I had something relatively soft but nevertheless satisfying to kick.

I've been looking forward to the Valentine's dance in Mittweida for at least a month. I convinced a friend to go though he has a big test on Monday. I asked around and couldn't find anyone who was driving so I could get a ride. Then I found out that two others who knew I had wanted to go had arranged a ride for themselves (oh, don't worry about me!). So I organized a ride on the internet. I went to the arranged place and even arrived five minutes early. With a super heavy and uncomfortable bag, as well as a sleeping bag and a rolled up mat swinging awkwardly around, I looked and looked for a "mocca"-colored Mercedes. Eventually, I got a text message saying, "Are you coming now?" so I circled the block repeatedly, looking at every single car since I didn't know what "mocca" is for a color. (Is that like coffee and brown? Or creamy coffee?) Since there's no money on my cell phone, it would have been nice if the driver had made some kind of effort to find me instead of just sending a message my way that required a reply. She could have at least written, "I'm parked in front of the bakery on such-and-such street," but no.

I finally gave up, got on the train, and had a glimmer of hope that I could get a Sachsenticket and split it with other people at the ticket machine in the train station, something that people do quite regularly. When I got there, there were four people looking for a fifth to split the ticket with, but they didn't know if it went to the right place, so I had to schlepp all my stuff to the info desk and wait in line. The lady at the desk confirmed that the train would get me to Mittweida, but when I got back to the right train, the people already had a fifth (that's the limit). I asked a few others waiting to buy a ticket, but no one else wanted to buy a Sachsenticket.

With a mad but broken heart, sore shoulders, tired hands, wet pants, and frozen toes, I crumpled the printout of the train times in my hand and walked back to the local trains. I missed mine by one minute, of course. When it finally came, I got in, plopped everything down (without even removing the shoulder bag), and simply waited out the ride. Those were the longest 11 minutes of my life. I just wanted to be home. Now here I am and I'm still so disappointed, that I'm mad, though there's nothing I can do about it now.

Happy Valentine's to me.

10 February 2009

Potential Facebook Stati of 11 February 2009

Michelle . . .

doesn't want to sell her plasma anymore.

wondered last week what to do about her shrinking bank account. This week, she has four jobs. (Plasma, Kindergarten, English, English.)

got to push four little kids around in a preschool stroller thingy and talk about animal sounds, names, and colors in English and German.

has no time to write her Master's thesis.

gave some hardcore ("throw it all away and buy everything I say") fashion advice.

had to order an official background check from the police.

got "tschüssed" by an investigator.

is wondering when she's going to have time to get ready for the "Michelle sacrament meeting" this week--organ, musical number, talk.

went to zone conference for an hour.

did her visiting teaching!

baked cookies that turned into cake for dinner on Sunday and baked eggless orange juice cake for dinner tonight.

can walk fast now with pain. Or without pain, if she limps. Or she can just walk slow.

is wondering how to get to the Valentine's dance in Mittweida.

can't understand the articles she's supposed to read as sources for her essay. And they're in English.

needs help: "Identity claims are not necessarily the intentional referent of the account, but only that system of self-knowledge necessarily actuated (and reproduced) while accomplishing an account of one's life."

is going to team up with a sister in her ward to bake Christmas-turned-to-birthday Stollen tomorrow.

changed her facebook settings to German.

is desperately trying to break a habit in order to reward herself this summer.

likes to sleep, but wishes there were some way to go without it in order to get more done.

is wondering why Germans have such strict internet privacy and copyright laws that she can't watch The Office, but they have nudey pics of themselves in online ads?

gets more done when she has a whole free day. Like that ever happens.

re-added "Preach My Gospel" to her daily scripture study routine.

was told that her hair had been "stripped of its cuticle." Can that be repaired or does the hair have to be cut off?

likes getting long, personal emails.

is either getting worse and worse at riding her bike, or the bike is getting rustier and rustier.

didn't doubt for a second that John would get into NYU. Now he and Tanya had better get to live in a neighboring country!

hasn't seen any roommates for a few days, just evidence thereof.

delivered some secret valentines tonight.

08 February 2009

Some Boots Are Made for Walking

All winter, I've debated getting boots. Every time I saw how much they cost, I thought, "I made it last winter, I can do it this winter."

On Sunday afternoon, as usual, someone commented about my lack of warm shoes, namely, boots. I said, "I hate boots." Later I regretted it, as I've hated boots for as long as I can remember, but I have been wanting some--as long as they were flat and sturdy but still cute. And, of course, inexpensive.

Sunday evening, after helping the elders, I saw a pile of clothes that were for the taking at the institute, with a pair of boots included. Although they were 37s instead of 38s, I wore them home and was glad to have warm legs. They weren't the most fashionable boots, but they were free!

Tuesday, I proudly wore the boots to school, to plasma selling, around the city, pants tucked in. Ouch!!! I decided they'd be going back to the institute as soon as possible. I pulled my pant legs out and tried not to limp so no one would notice.

After institute, Sister Dixon presented me with her boots without even knowing what had happened during the week!!!! (Inspiration!) Her excuse was that she doesn't want to take them back to the U.S. with her when they leave in April. I can positively say that they are cute, and comfy, and warm. Plus, with the combination of my black peacoat, I'm feeling at least a little more fashionable in the cold weather.

My visiting teaching companion noticed the boots today and we were both happy. :) Thanks, Sister Dixon!

Here I am, displaying them on my way out my door:















Here are the YSAs at the institute (with Sister Dixon on the right):













Swisstory interviewed me at my germanyfromanamericanperspective.blogspot.com blog.

06 February 2009

Horse's Haiku

In a recent assignment to write some cowboy poetry, I used this cowboy dictionary and came up with this:

Horse’s Haiku

Brindle bay bronco
Catawampus Calico
Green broke larrup love

04 February 2009

Letter to the Roomies

Dearest roommates:

I'm really glad to have roommates like you. However, something has been bothering me ever since I moved in here. I haven't said anything because it seems so obvious. See this?












When that second light switch is depressed like that, and the door to the bathroom is shut, that most logically means that someone is in the bathroom. And that someone might be me. And that someone, who can hear you coming, might appreciate it if you wouldn't yank on the door handle to see if someone's in there. Just look at the light switch.

While we're at it, why don't we mention this--












the bike that you carry up and down the stairs most days and deposit in the hall. It likes to leave mud on the floor and cause either the bathroom door or the front door not to be able to open without hitting your bike. I guess I should also mention the mud tracks that should have been cleaned up ages ago:













I'm glad, however, that you stopped hanging your sweaty, stinky sports clothes in the bathroom, but how about this habit that I will never get used to and that has also bothered me since I arrived?:












Don't you think it's a little unfair to use the public hall to hang your laundry, including your underwear? I have the smallest room out of all of us, and I have yet to hang my laundry in the hall. Remember that time I asked you to put your laundry in your room? It wasn't because we were having guests or because there were already three laundry stands in the hall that I had to squeeze through and move to on top of the couch so I could get into my room. I meant that for always, not just for that day. Thank you, though, for finally washing the dirty dishtowels I keep balling up on the washing machine.

I can forgive you for leaving the bathroom window open (though on cold days it's hard) to clear out the air after you've done your business, because you're at least trying to be polite (or maybe just trying to hide what you left us), but see this?












I don't know if you've noticed, but I always clean up after I cook a meal, cut some bread, or even just get a glass of water instead of letting the evidence sit there for a few weeks. It would be nice if you would do the same; I don't want to be selfish and be the only one to use the sponge and soap.

Oh, another thing. You'd think I'd be the one who needed to be reminded that there are no disposals here. I'm not sure how you think that things like olives and large chunks of tomatoes or noodles are going to go down this little drain (though I've already forced most of it down), but do you think you could put those in the bio bin?












And you know how I'm always turning off the hall light when you forget? It's not just to save electricity.












It's because I'm the only one who has a window above my door, and my bunk bed happens to be on the other side of that window. No matter what I do, there always seems to be a place where light shines through. So when you stumble in in the middle of the night and leave the light on, guess who you wake up and who has to climb out of bed? I know it's hard to turn it back on because you have to play with three different switches until you find the right combination, but please turn off that light.

Oh, and one last thing. Maybe you've noticed the nearness of my door to the junk closet.















Not the smartest architecture. Unless you like it when I scare myself and make a racket coming out of my room, it might be nice if you could always close the door to the closet after retrieving and returning items. While you're at it, you can practice opening and closing doors quietly.

I'd really appreciate it. ;)

However, I have been enjoying this little luxury during transitioning roommates:












Sincerely,

Michelle

02 February 2009

Question

Aaron's question:

Why can you say "however," "whatever," "wherever," and "whoever," but not "whyever"?

Whyever.

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